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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch. - Walt Whitman

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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