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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The thinking man's crumpet. - Frank Muir

No man is a hero to his own valet. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

The name of a man is a numbing blow from which he never recovers. - Marshall McLuhan

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife. - Ella Grasso

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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