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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

To the man who is afraid everything rustles. - Sophocles

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

What saves a man is to take a step. Then another step. - C S Lewis

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

The Lord is with me; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? - Bible

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away. - Charles Schwab

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against, not with the wind. - Lewis Mumford

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Who is the happiest man? He who is alive to the merit of others, and can rejoice in their enjoyment as if it were his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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