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A man that is afraid is never a man. - Henry Ward Beecher

No man is an island,
Entire of itself - John Donne

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

The first lesson a revolutionary must learn is that he is a doomed man. - Huey P. Newton

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

It is not by spectacular achievements that man can be transformed, but by will. - Henrik Ibsen

A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. - WC Fields

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes the biography. - Oscar Wilde

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed. - Unknown

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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