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Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

He is a man, and he is afraid. This is not a good combination. - Kristin Hannah

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

A man who finds no satisfaction in himself will seek for it in vain elsewhere. - La Rochefoucauld

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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