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Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. - Richard Armour

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice. - George Eliot

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

You have not converted a man because you have silenced him. - John Morley

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

The Lord is with me; I will not be afraid. What can man do to me? - Bible

Poetry is the statement of a relation between a man and the world. - Wallace Stevens

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor. - Seneca

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems thus to himself. - Marcel Proust

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. - Wilhelm Stekel


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