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Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages
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Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows. - Phyllis Diller

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

Happiness is beneficial for the body but it is grief that develops the power of the mind. - Marcel Proust

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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