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HTML Guy

Web page basics for a Red-neck

HTML Guy thanks to Howard Chapman

What goes between 'head' and 'body' in a web page?

HTML = HyperText Markup Language
The main markup language for displaying web pages

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The comforter's head never aches. - Italian proverb

The doctors X-rayed my head an found nothing. - Dizzy Dean

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Never ever lose your head. Its the best part of your body. - Art Rooney

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

He's one of those footballers whose brains are in his head. - Derek Johnstone

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. - Spike Milligan

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head to sit down and shut up. - Ann Bradford

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

If ignorance goes to $40 a barrel, I want drilling rights to George Bush's head. - Jim Hightower

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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