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How To Pick Up Chicks thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

When at a loss how to go on, in speaking, cough. - Greek Proverb

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Everything has been figured out, except how to live. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

I respect a man who knows how to spell a word more than one way. - Mark Twain

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Nothing is impossible... we merely don't know yet how to do it. - Unknown

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. - Dee Hock

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve. - Albert Schweitzer

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how to make it interesting. - Milton Berle

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain


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