#1 humor site on the 'net

Hope

Becoming a famous balerina starts with one imagined step at a time

Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

Where there's a will, there's a way

Hope thanks to Jim Serritella

QuotaBills
Failure teaches success. - Japanese Saying

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

In the factory we make cosmetics, but in my stores we sell hope. - Charles Revson

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The starting point for all achievement is desire. Keep this constantly in mind. - Napoleon Hill

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


Five Pound Note

Selena Stopmez

AirHeads

Redneck Power Windows

Race Break

Mirror Fence

Look Both Ways

No-iPhone Kids

Dog Haircut

Loose Lips Sink Ships

Donkey Refill

Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy