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Hockey Players Are Mean

Why it's tough to be a referee during the Holiday Season

Hockey Players Are Mean thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Stress management for hockey players and referees

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? - George Carlin

Ambition hath no mean, it is either upon all fours or upon tiptoes. - George Savile

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Just because someone has fancy sneakers doesn't mean they can run faster. - Jon Bon Jovi

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

This is not a story of donors being mean. This is a story of a failed system. - Paul Harvey

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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