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Re-invented moments in history

Historic Texting thanks to Keith Blake

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History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Just let the wardrobe do the acting. - Jack Nicholson

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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