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Historic Texting thanks to Keith Blake

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them. - James A. Baldwin

History never looks like history when you are living through it. - John W. Gardner

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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