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Historic Texting

Re-invented moments in history

Historic Texting thanks to Keith Blake

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Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

A sweating ovary or a sick prostate explains most history. - Martin H. Fischer

Those who don't know history are destined to repeat it. - Edmund Burke

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker. - Robert Downey Jr.

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley


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