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Here Comes Trouble

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Here Comes Trouble thanks to Keith Blake

Re-make of 'Code of Silence' or 'Lone Wolf McQuade'?

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Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen. - James Thurber

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun. - Ann Landers

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. - Joel C Harris

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the world. - Oscar Wilde

We meet today
To thank Thee for the era done,
And Thee for the opening one. - John Greenleaf Whittier

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. - Robin Williams

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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