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Sew what - mine has more facial style!

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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