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King David awaits welcome to Israel

He Might Wait A Long Time thanks to joe-kster

Searching for Arrivals at Ben Gurion Airport

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Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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