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King David awaits welcome to Israel

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Searching for Arrivals at Ben Gurion Airport

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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