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Don't worry, be happy!

Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. - Abraham Lincoln

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Seek to do good, and you will find that happiness will run after you. - Unknown

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. - Agnes Repplier

The greater part of our happiness depends on our dispositions, and not on our circumstances. - Martha Washington

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson

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