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Growing up in a kid's world

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The spirit of self-help is the root of all genuine growth in the individual. - Samuel Smiles

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

I would have brung you flowers too, but I read in a magazine that they suck up all the carbon monoxygen. - Archie Bunker

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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