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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Clever men are good, but they are not the best. - Thomas Carlyle

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

In critical moments, men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see. - Leonard Nimoy

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I'm a man. Men have got another thing... they got waddya call, a carnival instinct. - Archie Bunker

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian


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