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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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