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Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Be brave. Cowards always get hurt. Brave men generally come out unharmed. - A.B. Simpson

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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