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Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Men who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed. - L. Jones

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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