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Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Golden dreams make men awake hungry. - Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true. - Julius Caesar

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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