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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

The trick is growing up without growing old. - Casey Stengel

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Clementine Paddleford

When people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. - Oscar Wilde

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E Lee

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

Skateboarding was the only thing I was ever good at. Growing up, I was doing that from, like, dusk till dawn. - D.J. Cotrona

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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