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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are April when they woo. December when they wed. - William Shakespeare

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away. - Wilson Mizner

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I really believe that more harm is done by old men who cling to their influence than by young men who anticipate it. - Owen D. Young

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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