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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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