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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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