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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

It's called MENOPAUSE for a reason... MEN should PAUSE before they speak! - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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