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Green Picnic Table

Eating right off the earth, au nature

Green Picnic Table thanks to Keith Blake

Cheers for a greener society!

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You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

It just wouldn't be a picnic without the ants. - Unknown

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

In Green Bay, Wisconsin, ten bowling shirts are considered a great wardrobe. - Greg Koch

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well. - John Milton

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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