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Greatest Good Fortune

New Year's greetings from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Greatest Good Fortune thanks to Irvin Kauffman

Stay in tune this year
Irvin sends a 'Cello Hello' to all of you

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Fortune favors the bold. - Ennius

Fortune is ever seen accompanying industry. - Oliver Goldsmith

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac

Every man is the architect of his own fortune. - Sallust

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

He that waits upon fortune is never sure of a dinner. - Benjamin Franklin

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets. - William Thomas

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

And now we welcome the new year. Full of things that have never been. - Rainer M. Rilke

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions! - Joey Adams

A man is never so on trial as in the moment of excessive good fortune. - Lew Wallace

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits. - Unknown

Your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. - John Selden

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Unknown

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is scarcely an instance of a man who has made a fortune by speculation and kept it. - Andrew Carnegie

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The object of a new year is not that we should have a new year. It is that we should have a new soul. - G K Chesterton

But can one still make resolutions when one is over forty? I live according to twenty-year-old habits. - Andre Gide

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Emerson

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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