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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst


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