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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. - Seneca

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Desire nothing for yourself, which you do not desire for others. - Spinoza

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The nearest to perfection most people ever come is when filling out an employment application. - Unknown

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Most fears of rejection rest on the desire for approval from other people. Don't base your self-esteem on their opinions. - Harvey Mackay

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks


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Best Friend Theft

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Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

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Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face

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