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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay


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