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Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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