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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. - Thomas C Haliburton
Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White
I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx
Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix
I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White
Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt