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Friends Swing Together

One can always make time to swing with a best friend

Friends Swing Together thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Playground friends forever

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Talking with a friend is nothing else but thinking aloud. - Joseph Addison

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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