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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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