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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

To like and dislike the same things, that is indeed true friendship. - Sallust

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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