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A friend in need is a friend to dodge. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty. - Irish Blessing

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

A friend can tell you things you don't want to tell yourself. - Frances Weller

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The universities are available only to those who share my revolutionary beliefs. - Fidel Castro

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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