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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. - Winston Churchill

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson


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