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The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The miracle is this: the more we share, the more we have. - Leonard Nimoy

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Not until you become a stranger to yourself will you be able to make acquaintance with the Friend. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot


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