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A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive. - Anais Nin

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Friendship with a man is friendship with his virtue, and does not admit of assumptions of superiority. - Mencius

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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