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Friends In High Places

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Friends In High Places thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Close encounters of the Cliff kind

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

After climbing a great hill, one only finds that there are many more hills to climb. - Nelson Mandela

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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