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Free contradictions: $1. - Unknown

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free. - John 8:32

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

In any war, the first casualty is common sense, and the second is free and open discussion. - James Reston

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Man is always prey to his truths. Once he has admitted them, he cannot free himself from them. - Albert Camus

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper. - David Hilbert

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt


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