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Absolutely free, or greatis. - Archie Bunker

Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

None of us is free until we are all free. - Emma Lazarus

Man is free at the instant he wants to be. - Voltaire

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free. - Charles Dickens

Man is born free, and everywhere he is in chains. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms. - Thomas Jefferson

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - WC Fields

I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. - Steven Wright

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to get in. - Leonid Brezhnev

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Psychiatrist: a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. - Unknown

If we don't believe in free expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all. - Noah Chomsky

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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