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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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