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Fork Sales

Marketing products in the wrong-product market

Fork Sales thanks to Barry McCartney

Flatware, silverware, or tableware - so many choices

Knork (knife/fork), Spife (spoon/knife), Spork (spoon/fork) & Spork (all 3)
Hybrid versions of cutlery have been made combining the functionality of different eating implements

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Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot. - Italian Proverb

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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