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Flower Dress

Floral print clothing for inspired ballerinas

Flower Dress thanks to Mike King

Dancing behind petals

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

You can't squeeze blood out of a tulip. - Archie Bunker

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination imitates. It is the critical spirit that creates. - Oscar Wilde

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald


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