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Flooded Pool

Change is inevitable for some backyard swimming pools

Flooded Pool thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The swimming pool cleaner is soon to get a real workout

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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Floods and diseases and pestillentaries - Archie Bunker

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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