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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything. - George Bernard Shaw

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

It's not that some people have willpower and some don't... It's that some people are ready to change and others are not. - James Gordon

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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