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Flight Change

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When change is not always the best option

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One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

If you want to change the world, find someone to help you paddle. - William H. McRaven

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Our Air Corps reunion was held to rememmorate the great things we done. - Archie Bunker

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is that they must change if they are to get better. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson


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