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Flight Change

Finding the smartest way to fly

Flight Change thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When change is not always the best option

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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