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When change is not always the best option

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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

If you want to make enemies, try to change something. - Woodrow Wilson

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. - Unknown

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

People want change but not too much change. Finding that balance is tricky for every politician. - Eleanor Clift

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. - Michael Jordan

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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