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Morning dawns in the Canadian Prairies

Flatskatchewan Winter Sunrise thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian artist Ian McGregor's artwork

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

From the prairies, to the oceans, wide with foam - Archie Bunker

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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