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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger


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