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How ancient Egyptians communicated with their gods

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History 101 in Egyptian Hieroglyphs

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History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

What is history but a fable agreed upon? - Napoleon Bonaparte

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes. - Will Rogers

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

I'm just the smallest dot in a big map of human history. - Ben Casnocha

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions. - Ted Koppei

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

History never repeats itself. The historians repeat each other. There is a wide difference. - Oscar Wilde

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie


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