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Face To Face

Dog grooming takes on a new face

Face To Face thanks to Mike King

Who will blink first?

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Yes, darling, let me cover your face with kisses.
On second thought, just let me cover your face. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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