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Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. - Jane Wagner

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Always remember, your focus determines your reality. - George Lucas

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Fearful as reality is, it is less fearful than evasions of reality. - Caitlin Thomas

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

You never change things by fighting the existing reality. To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete. - R Buckminster Fuller

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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