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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Reality is almost always wrong. - Gregory House

If anything can go wrong, it will. - Murphy's Law

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Reality is not always probable, or likely. - Jorge Luis Borges

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

All our separate fictions add up to joint reality. - Stanislaw Lec

What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality. - Plutarch

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. - Tom Clancy

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The reality is you either step into the future, or you become a dinosaur. - M Shadows

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive. - William F. Buckley, Jr.

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal. - Groucho Marx

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will. - Paul Harvey

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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