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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. - Marcel Proust

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If you need to make a difficult decision and you let someone else decide for you, you will regret it, no matter how it turns out. - Unknown

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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