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Catholic food for thought

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

It is more difficult to praise rightly than to blame. - Thomas Fuller

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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