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Catholic food for thought

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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