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Evolution and Philosophy

What does it mean to be a good person?

Evolution and Philosophy thanks to Curtis Wilson

Guide to evolving philosophy

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A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

WYMI - the all-philosophy radio station. - Mike Dugan

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Theoretical physics is actually philosophy. - Max Born

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. - Steven Wright

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there. - Sydney J. Harris

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Nothing so absurd can be said that some philosopher had not said it. - Cicero

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease. - C-3PO

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

For there was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently. - William Shakespeare

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

There is nothing so strange and so unbelievable that it has not been said by one philosopher or another. - Rene Descartes

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


Self Portrait for Squirrels

Coin Stacking

Hooking Penalty

Zebra Bus Stop

Best Friend Theft

Chewie, We're Home

Police Rides

Bird Smoker

Hot Mexican Deals

Coffin Escape

African Airlines

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Autographed Copy

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face

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