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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!

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Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

Nothing is worth more than this day. - Goethe

One day is worth a thousand tomorrows. - Benjamin Franklin

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. - Beverly Sills

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains. - Dutch Proverb

All that is really worth the doing is what we do for others. - Lewis Carroll

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

Unhappiness is in not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it. - Unknown

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith


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