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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

Do you really need it?

Be careful of what you ask for 'cause you just might get it!

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He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore. - Yogi Berra

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice. - Anton Chekhov

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while. - George Bernard Shaw

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Groundhog's Day. Causing meteorologists to question their self worth for centuries. - Unknown

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong. - Andy Rooney

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst


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