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Evaluating Something

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Evaluating Something thanks to Roy Taylor

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Sentimentual value - Archie Bunker

He who laughs last didn't get it. - Helen Giangregorio

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

Smiles are free but they are worth a lot. - Unknown

An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory. - Friedrich Engels

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

Attitudes are contagious. Make yours worth catching. - Unknown

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

If I had a head like yours, I'd have it circumcised. - Dave Allen

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it. - Ambrose Bierce

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

True wisdom is to know what is best worth knowing, and to do what is best worth doing. - Edward Humphrey

The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it. - Ernest Hemingway

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Don't be afraid of your fears. They're not there to scare you. They're there to let you know that something is worth it. - C. JoyBell C.

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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