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Efficient Humans

How to inspire yourself towards another pint

Efficient Humans thanks to Keith Blake

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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