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Eddie Reward

Feline reward for returning lost car keys

Eddie Reward thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Glamour is what I sell. It's my stock in trade. - Marlene Dietrich

A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. - Calvin Coolidge

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and the good Lord will forgive me, that's his. - Catherine the Great

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The highest reward for a person's toil is not what he gets for it, but what he becomes by it. - John Ruskin

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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