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Eddie Reward

Feline reward for returning lost car keys

Eddie Reward thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Would you accept a cat as a trade-in for a car?

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I got a new set of golf clubs for my husband. Best trade I ever made. - Unknown

I feel that the greatest reward for doing is the opportunity to do more. - Jonas Salk

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave. - Calvin Coolidge

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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