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Drum Kit Chandelier

Light fixtures with a high beat

Drum Kit Chandelier thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Lights out for the warehouse drummer

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Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Unknown

Nothing is capable of being well set to music that is not nonsense. - Joseph Addison

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. - Victor Hugo

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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