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Drum Kit Chandelier

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Drum Kit Chandelier thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Ludwig Van Beethoven

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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