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Down Sign

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Down Sign thanks to Barry McCartney

The down side of traffic sign art

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Look not down but up! - Robert Browning

He lights up a room when he leaves it. - Henny Youngman

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Take a cruise down to the Virgin's Island. - Archie Bunker

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. - Jesse Jackson

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get up. - Vince Lombardi

It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it. - Lou Holtz

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis


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