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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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