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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

I do begin to perceive that I am made an ass. - William Shakespeare

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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