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Domino Time

A better way to tell time

Domino Time thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. - Theophrastus

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

But, with time, one has encountered many of the monsters, and one is increasingly less terrified of those still to be met. - Kay Redfield Jamison

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell

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With The Pope

Chain Mail

Who's There?

Unfortunate Sign Burnouts

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Saskatchewan Wind Chimes

Ice Cream Rose

Dawn Gone

Bolt Action Door

You Want Me To Do What?

Metro Support

Fear Of Light

South Africa Taxi

Child Disarma-meant

Propane Diving

Leave Toes Outside

Tightrope Bike

China Road Load

Mega Samurai Puzzles A

Chinese Road Rocks

Lunch Break on a Hot Day

Chinese Deer Hunter