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No time like the present. - Mrs Manley

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy. - E.B. White

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles Schulz

The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record. - David Coleman

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If you don't write when you don't have time for it, you won't write when you do have time for it. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but is often true. - Leonard Nimoy

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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