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Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

We always have time enough, if we will but use it aright. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time. - Drew Barrymore

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

All good things were at one time bad things; every original sin has developed into an original virtue. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. - Mark Twain

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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