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Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Stand up and face your fears, or they will defeat you. - LL Cool J

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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