#1 humor site on the 'net

Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
QuotaBills
Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind. - Nora Ephron

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Face reality as it is, not as it was or as you wish it to be. - Jack Welch

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

I remember your name perfectly; but I just can't think of your face. - William A Spooner

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


Ruined Day

Classic Ballet Ad

Tea Party Weapon

Reading Talent

ParaPlane Ride

iArm

Instant Engine Starting Down Under

Shakespeare Pens

Car-nage

Drum Kit Chandelier

Standoff

New Man Group

Octopus Skateboarding

Sling Signs

Beauty Bag

Dodgy Ticker

Orcar

Eastwooding

Sandal Security

Folding Bike

Ladies Golf

Mommy's Diet

Goat Trick

Why The Dog Left