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Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

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Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X


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