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Dog Faced

Lucy found it hard to find lasting relationships

Dog Faced thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Looking beyond the dog in your family

She's a dog
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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Before imagination can flow, you must let go. - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Be willing to access joy in the face of adversity. - C.W. Metcalf

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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