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Things do not change; we change. - Henry David Thoreau

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

You always admire what you really do not understand. - Blaise Pascal

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

The gods cannot help those who do not seize opportunities. - Chinese proverb

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Do not remove the ancient landmark that your ancestors set up. - Bible

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Ideologies do not map the complete living processes of a World. - William Irwin Thompson

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes. - St. Clement of Alexandra

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Do not be afraid of mistakes, providing you do not make the same one twice. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it. - Voltaire

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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