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Do Not Read Law

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Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard Feynman

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Good sayings are like pearls strung together. - Chinese Proverb

Those who dare, do; those who dare not, do not. - Unknown

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. - Oscar Wilde

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Do not allow people to dim your shine because they are blinded. Tell them to put on some sunglasses. - Lady Gaga

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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