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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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Agree, for the law is costly. - William Camden

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Characters do not change. Opinions alter, but characters are only developed. - Benjamin Disraeli

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews. - John Updike

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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