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Do Not Read Law

If you can read this, you're guilty

Do Not Read Law thanks to Jim Serritella

Trying to make sense of legal jargon

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I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. - Salvador Dali

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. - Lord Chesterfield

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

I have never known any distress that an hour's reading did not relieve. - Charles de Montesquieu

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. - JRR Tolkien

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. - Mark Twain

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. - Guy Davenport

There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

I am not bothered by the fact that I am not understood. I am bothered when I do not know others. - Confucius

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare to attempt them, but they are difficult because we do not dare to say so. - Seneca

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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