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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

It doesn't take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause. - H L Mencken

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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