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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

Logic is the anatomy of thought. - Albert Einstein

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

No, Doctor, I don't want to grow young again. I just want to keep on growing old. - Madame de Rothschild

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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