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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse." - Francois Morency

The dementia patient is not giving you a hard time. The dementia patient is having a hard time. - Kerry Kleinbergen

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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