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Is it forgetfulness or dementia?

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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. - Groucho Marx

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield


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